Please do it elsewhere.

Like most things in Japan, the Tokyo metro has rules that are meant to be followed. These rather graphic posters found on trains and in stations are most likely geared towards foreigners. I myself have broken at least one of these. I also enjoy where exactly you are informed you can do these bad things.



That's right folks. Umbrella golf should not be practiced on the platform, only in the yard. Although I have been informed that this sign is actually referring to shaking out your wet umbrella, I'm going to assume one jerk foreigner did something stupid like this and gave all of us a bad name. I don't recall ever shaking out an umbrella in so violent a manner.


I love this one. While it is hard to abstain from looking at porn and drinking on the subway I will do my best. What's even funnier about this for me is that the culprit strangely resembles my brother.



I definitely broke this one. I didn't see the sign until after I had applied my mascara. Then I felt deep, dishonourbale shame. As I should.


I think this one is pretty clear. The Japanese always travel light, except on mountains.



3. THERE IS NO CRYING IN SUBWAY BASEBALL.